The Motorola super slim ROKR E8

This was posted by Alexandra over at esato and here are the specs.

gsmarena SPEC SHEET

General Network GSM 900 / GSM 1800
Announced 2006, June
Status Available
Size Dimensions 114 x 47 x 9 mm, 48 cc
Weight 70 g
Display Type Alphanumeric
Size 1 x 6 chars, 34 x 43 mm
- Extra large character font size
Ringtones Type Monophonic
Amount 1 preset
Customization No
Vibration Yes
Memory Phonebook SIM only
Call records 5 dialed, received, missed calls
Card slot No
Data GPRS No
HSCSD No
EDGE No
3G No
WLAN No
Bluetooth No
Infrared port No
USB No
Features Messaging No
Browser No
Games No
Colors Black, Blue, Red
Camera No
- Clock
- Alarm
- Speakerphone
Battery Standard battery, Li-Ion 800 mAh
Stand-by Up to 300 h
Talk time Up to 4 h 30 min

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